Grundle Bunnies

Clumps of poop that get caught in your butt hair if one does not wipe well after pooping, usually causing an itchy sensation that screams "I NEED TO SHOWER......NOW."

"Damn dude, I need some scizzors to cut out these gigantic grundle bunnies so it does not itch anymore."

by Drew Simonian October 6, 2005

grundle butter

n. sweat from the balls and ass crack that congeal in the taint area.

'man, it's so hot today... i have so much grundle butter'

by osu985 February 20, 2009

grundle buster

Getting a surprise kick to the grundle.

Johnny was being such a prick I gave him a much deserved grundle buster, while exclaiming "POW! In your grundle".

by Bangkok April 25, 2006

Grundle Job

A sex act consisting of the achievement of orgasm due wholly or partially to the stimulation of the grundle.

A.K.A: GJ, Taint Crank, Chocolate Smoothy, The Half and Half, Unholy Paradise, The Rub and Scrub.

After 15 hours of persistant effort, Eric's Grundle Job finally resulted in a blood, sweat, and semen fiesta.

by BBizzleBarr July 16, 2008

grundle tomatoes

1. When a woman's flow becomes crusted to her grundle area. Normally this occurs once a month.

2. Large, inflamed, external hemmorrhoids. Tending to dangle from the anal orifice to rest on the grundle. d

1. "I can't use pads anymore because my grundle tomatoes really pull my grundle grass."

"Oh man! I accidentally got a mouth full of grundle tomatoes last night from my girlfriend."

2. My grundle tomatoes freaking burn, they must be acidic.

I need a vacation to Grundleville so my grundle tomatoes can heal.

by LEE_11.16 September 20, 2006

Grundle Garage

A large get together where people will fondle each other’s testicles and cock, when one cums they’re out and you see who lasts the longest.

Nathan and his friends had a huge grundle garage in the basement last night.

by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019

grundle mask

n. when a male places his grundle on the nose of the victim and lets his genitals drape down onto the mouth of said victim.

"dude... i was sleeping, and i had to wake up to paul giving me the grundle mask!"

by kellio November 3, 2004