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muff grunt: an adolescent boy describing a vaginal fart to another adolescent boy
by jace January 29, 2004
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Grunter

Named after a popular South African sport-fish (Spotted Grunter - Pomadasys commersonni) which is known for grunting like a pig when landed, a grunter is a very unattractive woman.

The term is so widely used that young men developed a game called 'Hunt the Grunt' whereby each player adds money to a pot and the aim is to score the ugliest girl/woman possible on any one night. At the end a winner is decided by popular (unpopular) vote and he takes the pot. It is then his decision whether or not to buy his grunter a drink with his winnings.
A:Bro, that thing you scored last night was an absolute grunter!
B: Get fucked, meat is meat and a man must eat.
by Sharkish September 12, 2012
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Gruftie

Another word for a goth, or a person who associates themselves with that lifestyle. The word "gruftie" is likely used most commonly (and perhaps exclusively) in parts of the UK.
That guy's a Gruftie. He listens to The Damned and Bauhaus.
by Elliott Spook October 24, 2008
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Gruntnik Vamoshe

A member of the lost royal family from Lower Upper sobolia and possibly a significant link to the lost tribe.
All hail Gruntnik Vamoshe!
Oppressor of the Oppressed.
by Gruntmol April 1, 2004
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Grunt Cunt

A woman who only dates men in service I. E. Army, Navy, Marines, etc.
Megan is a grunt cunt because she only goes out with army men for every relationship.
by M3ganm0nst3r April 21, 2014
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GruntPa

An old man / skilled professional / battle tested verteran in a profession that usually has people die or exit young.
A: Did you see that old man at intake earlier?
B: Best be quiet. I bet that GruntPa can take you down with one arm behind his back.
by GruntPa June 13, 2019
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Grunt a Stoogie

It's when you grunt out the fattest log ever known to man right after you scream in terror and pain.
Person 1: Bro what are you doing
Person 2: AHHGHGGGGAGAGGHHGGHHHHH
Person 1: Bro stop it
Person 2: AAGAGGHHGGHHHHHGGGHHHH
Person 1: Holy shit that's a fat log
Person 2: *BAM*
Person 1: Damn bro you okay? Did you just grunt a stoogie?
by StoogiePlanted November 12, 2019
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