Meat grabber

When a guy pretends to be gay to get closer to a girl and then admits to being straight.

"omg did you know that Jon isn't gay"
"WHAT- but i changed in front of him!!"
"He's a meat grabber!"

by merdji1 June 21, 2012

Grief Grabber

One who competitively posts obituaries of deceased relatives in the hopes of receiving all the condolences before other relatives do. This requires a keen strealthness and complete lack of proper social tack.

Courtney is such a Grief Grabber she posted her Uncles Obituary on FB before his wife!

by Cecelia Louise February 27, 2015

grubbsed

Performed incorrectly; Fucked up

"Dude, you totally grubbsed that paint job."

by Anonymous AZ April 11, 2007

Grubbed

To get drunk off of one drink.

Kiernan: Yo I'm so drunk right now!

Matt: You've only had one drink, your totally grubbed.

Kiernan: Nah it's all good.

Matt: What a fuckboy.

by demboys April 26, 2014

grabbers

when ur nails are long enough to wrap around a dick .

i just got these grabbers done today .

by Michelle Marie January 22, 2019

grebbing

To eject saliva from the mouth. To spit.

I start grebbing at passers by.

by Vinyl Black December 14, 2008

Mr. Banana grabber

I guess it would just be a guy who, you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or a banana that grabs things. I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean those are the kind of questions I don't want to answer.

Mr. Banana Grabber: Hey, Look, a seagull, gulp

by George Oscar Bluth December 30, 2008