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Juan David Barahona Gonzalez

the same person who looked up for the definition of his name made this definition himself in order to boost his self esteem. Juan get off your mommies computer.
Juan David Barahona Gonzalez likes to grope men
by JuanitoDespacito June 8, 2020
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gonzaga

Gonzaga is a Roman Catholic School founded by the Society of Jesus, the Jesuits, in 1821. Gonzaga is the oldest educational institution in the old Federal City of Washington, and to this day continues to help young people grow towards religious, intellectual, and social maturity.

Gonzaga is a school that emphasizes social teachings such as Men for Others. Men for Others means doing anything whether it be a service project or just volenteering a lunch period to go help out at the McKenna Center (an on campus homeless shelter kinda place). Also, besides all the other stuff in general its just a fun place to go to school the teachers are great ( bro. jon, doc. warman, mr. davis, l'etoile, etc.) and the guys there are cool. Its really laid back and fun. I personally like it because of the since of independence it gives you. Also its not gay and uptight such as the country club in maryland called georgetown prep. For the other person who was bashing gonzaga in the previous post definetly has never been and expierenced what the whole gonzaga school is like.
Guy 1 : Gonzaga fucking kicks ass at everything
Guy 2 : I know its such a great school
Prep Guy : Damn i wish i went to gonzaga
by kid in class of 09 September 17, 2005
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goonz

catch the goonz at the party tonight
by Yung Chopo December 15, 2017
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quickie gonzalez

to get off in a girl as fast as you can (5 seconds or less), and then get up and run away as fast as you can yelling "arreba arreba."
i was so excited last night that i quickie gonzalezed that girl.
by nick and david March 2, 2007
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Elián González

A little, five-year-old Cuban boy who made headlines in 1999 by surviving the trip to Florida from Cuba in an inner tube. His mother died to get him to Florida, but she made the mistake of naming him a name that sounded far too much like the word, alien in English, and having him fathered by a man who would have nothing to do with Elián until being Elián's father was suddenly very patriotic.
If Elián González wasn't named a name that sounds like alien in English, maybe the feds wouldn't have been so obsessed with sending him home, or scared him into going back to Cuba by shoving an assault rifle in his face.
by Downstrike August 14, 2006
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Grong

A combination of the words grim and wrong. Gross and inappropriate.
Eat this moldy cheese? Now thats just grong!
by Tacokrom January 28, 2005
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The Gonzo

To perform a 'Gonzo', simply place your balls over your partner's eyes and let your penis fall over her nose. She now resembles Gonzo from the muppets.
Dude, I totally gave that bitch the gonzo last night.
by Lee Hardin March 2, 2008
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