gilfa

Acronym for "Grannies I'd like to fuck anally". It's a word used to design a well-conservated women over 60 years-old. You'd like to fuck her anally, because:
1) you don't want her to become pregnant, even if there is almost no chance because of her age;
2) it may be the only orifice on her body tight enough to please you.

Holy Shit! Remerber the Gilf of the other day? Well guess what, she's pregnant now. From now, I'm only hunting Gilfa's.

by |Pete| January 24, 2007

GGILF

Great
Grandmother
I'd
Like
To
Fuck

I picked your GGILF up front the nursing home and we smashed. She's now in a wheelchair.

by German5225 June 2, 2018

my douchebag girlfriend

How to describe the girl you love when she does something contrary to what you want. In hindsight, you realize, wow, that bitch was right.

I had that pussy LINED UP bro, but my douchebag girlfriend cockblocked me.

by b0xxx November 26, 2010

girlfrienter

He hasnt married her, so shes a girlfriend. She lives with him, and pays rent,. so, shes a renter with benefits. a girlfrienter.

wait? you arent married? but she lives with you? and she pays rent?? but you guys are also doin it? but you have no intentions of marrying her? but you arent going to kick her out cause you like to collect the rent? and sometimes the sex isnt so bad either huh.. so shes a girlfrienter?

by tonysmo June 17, 2010

Girlfrenter

When you start sleeping with the girl renting the other apartment in your building.

How long will it take Mike's girlfrenter to want a real relationship and stop paying rent?

by Bernard Bangwanger December 22, 2010

gilfoyle

Has the power to control a situation just by the power of their mind. They also can tell if someone is lying or trying to fool them or someone else, and it is easy for them to find out information by making people tell them with out them being aware.

"As I lied I could tell he knew something wasn't right"
"Did he look at you like a Gilfoyle would?"
"Yes, I think he might have been infact"

by Chocolate tear. January 3, 2014

girlfriend fairy

Somebody who everybody else talks to in order to get a girlfriend. Named a fairy because normally the people who end up with them get laid by complete fucking magic.

I thought I was the practice girl. Turns out I was the GIRLFRIEND FAIRY!
*YEEEEEAH*

by Handleishandleable December 14, 2017