Gaylord Mongington

1. A man who wears a ring on the bus while trying to impress women who are sitting at least 3 rows behind him.
2.A kid who trys to draw attention to himself and get all the girls to love him because he is new to public school.
3.An absolute reject who can't understand the words." go away" when a woman mentions those words.

1.Ciaron: check out ma ring ladies

Jeremy:(sigh)

Jonathan: Shut up and sit down you GayLord Mongington.
2.Ciaron: shutup you bus wanker (casualy looks around to see if anyone is watching).

Jonathan:Silence Gaylord Mongington.
3. Jermey: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no.

Jeremy: hey Lily, arn't i such a cool guy?

Lily: (sigh) no

John:(whisper to person that is sitting next to him) Lord almighty what a gaylord Mongington.

by Killamanjaronation October 27, 2011

Gaylo Wars

A top down statergy video game in which the player controls geneticly modified homosexuals in green suits that ride around on warthogs.

"Dude, have you completed Gaylo Wars yet?"
"Yea."

by My Zebaddy March 23, 2010

gaylo jumper

This term is used by someone who thinks halo is gay. Halo players like to jump randomly in battle to avoid enemies shooting at them. This however does not work in modern warfare 2, due to the fast game play. Halo players often try and use this tactic in mw2 unsuccessfully , but just look stupid doing it. We call them gaylo jumpers

Stop trying to be a gaylo jumper, this isnt halo, you are going to die kid, you just look stupid doing it lol.

by SmUrF727 June 29, 2010

Gaylordx

The definition of Gaylordx:

i) Low in strength or inability to fulfill the ultimate gayness.
ii) A lord of all the gayness that are happening in this era and the ruler of all the gaylordx on Earth.
iii) A particular Gaylordx opened a society called the Gaylordx Corp for the Gaylordx United Nation.

The "x" stands for hardly anything, just some letter to make things look gayer.

Anonymous 1: Who is the king of all of the Gaylordx?

Anonymous 2: He's stanging righ in-front of me, looks like he has the abilty to be gay.

Anonymous 1: Errr, me?

Anonymous 2: YES!

by Cadbury12 & Gedik8 March 16, 2009

Grayling, MI

That one hick town in the middle of nowhere, that everybody passes on the way to the traverse city area. The residence's income revolves around social security checks and gambling over NASCAR races. The only reason the town is still in existence, is because of the local military base and state park, which also generate revenue.

Billy: "Hey Jedediah, wanna stop in Grayling, MI and pick up some fried squirrel for lunch?"

Jedediah: "Awe hell naw I ain't even dumb enough to stop by that shit hole. I heard some lady from there married a cow last week!"

by LMCrepresent December 7, 2012

Grayson

Graysons are cute and will never be sneaky. They wear dark jackets most of the time and their smile will make you smile too. Most of them have tons of freckles, and are tall. If you can get them to hug you, you won't regret it. They can be shy at first if you date a Grayson, but they can be really loving and will listen to your problem. Grayson can have brown hair that can make you love even more. So if you find a Grayson don't ever let him go.

I should know I'm dating a Grayson

by MEEEEEEEEE333EEE February 9, 2019

gaylord

A standard size cardboard container (48" x 40" x 36") which fits perfectly on a standard pallet.

We need another Gaylord of resin brought to the machine.

by A. aber January 10, 2008