Granola Girl

A totally obnoxious type of girl who’s only personality trait is being a vegan hippie. Would be seen in a mismatched outfit with messy hair and no makeup. Their natural habitat is Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods and likes to take hikes.
Girl #1: What is Jessica wearing?
Girl #2: She’s a granola girl, she doesn’t know how to dress.
by maddieb543 January 19, 2020
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granola bar

The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing
I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.
by Rusty Shackleford November 22, 2004
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Granola hoe

When you are a hoe, but you’re kind of a hippie or tumblr girl. Usually to describe tumblr or niche meme fashion that’s slightly grungy, baddie, and hipster. Or you might just like granola, who knows
Damn, I’m such a granola hoe on tumblr. I’m always thrifting for those flannels
by Sushi mom September 28, 2018
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white granola

Those girls and there Starbucks are white granola.
by Sienarv October 24, 2015
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Dan Get The Granola

A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.

Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.
by InfinityOnJay July 30, 2016
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Crunchy Granola Bar

A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"

Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 02, 2010
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Granola Crunching Pacifist

A Granola Crunching Pacifist is a fancy term for “Hippie
That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist
by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020
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