A totally obnoxious type of girl who’s only personality trait is being a vegan hippie. Would be seen in a mismatched outfit with messy hair and no makeup. Their natural habitat is Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods and likes to take hikes.
by maddieb543 January 19, 2020
The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing
I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.
by Rusty Shackleford November 22, 2004
When you are a hoe, but you’re kind of a hippie or tumblr girl. Usually to describe tumblr or niche meme fashion that’s slightly grungy, baddie, and hipster. Or you might just like granola, who knows
by Sushi mom September 28, 2018
by Sienarv October 24, 2015
A meme originating from Panic! At The Disco's week 5 tour recap video, in which Brendon Urie throws a tantrum and someone in the background shouts "Dan, get the granola" requesting the band's drummer Dan Pawlovich to get said granola.
Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.
Whilst derived from the video the creation of it as a meme is credited to Instagram user folieakenny.
by InfinityOnJay July 30, 2016
A noun used to reference a very attractive granola guy. They are most often found in states like Colorado, generally in the mountains, at co-ops, or canvassing for the Green Party. A Crunchy Granola Bar is a vegetarian, if not a vegan, and usually buys from local organic farmers.
Beth: "Have you met Kasey's new boyfriend Brandon?"
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
Heidi: "Oh that Crunchy Granola Bar? I heard he just moved here from Denver."
by deltacircle August 02, 2010
That guy is definitely a Granola Crunching Pacifist
by SNOWXILLA August 31, 2020