GoontaBub

The god of lettuce.

Oh great divine Goontabub we ask that you bestow upon us a grand harvest of lettuce unlike anything ever seen in this world.

by GoontaBub October 29, 2023

goontard

A man addicted to porn on severe level and starts losing brain cells. He wakes up and goons for approximately 14 hours a day.

My friend is a goontard.

My Friend is addicted to porn he's becoming a goontard

by d6ree November 6, 2023

Sam gornall

Some irrelevant 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘥𝘪𝘷 who is piss at kiddy go karting. Also used for calling for a person of 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦.

Who is that clapped faggot in the go kart,

That’s a Sam gornall

by Kanye_west ✓ February 23, 2022

goontastic

In terms of being a Goon, goontastic is the way to describe the ultimate goon.

Yep theyre having a goontastic time next door.

by amethyst79 November 10, 2006

Goontard

Usually defines someone who has no physical impairment, but acts like a mental impairment exists or extreme gylcemic spike causing someone to spaz out.

Please stop acting like a total goontard.

by NotYourShelia December 31, 2014

gorn

gory porn. get it? it's the fucking g from gory and the orn from porn.

--Nigga, that flickass hostel was some shittass, biglets.
--Fo re, breh, that was teh gornzorz

--Yah brah, ya seen dat new hentai wit da snake boning dat hot underage japanese schoolgirl?
--Gorn city population fuckin hentai mani99a!

by chazz is a sfn August 27, 2006

GORN

Greatest Of Right Now

Used to denote the most exciting and dominant athlete at the present time.

While the Gorn is a lizard-like humanoid alien species who famously (and slowly) fought Captain James T. Kirk on Star Trek (the original series), the GORN, when referring to sports and seen in all caps, stands for the Greatest Of Right Now. This is in contrast with the term GOAT, which stands for Greatest Of All Time.

MotoGP pilot Valentino Rossi is arguably the GOAT but Mark Marquez is definitely the GORN.

Dude, Lebron is the GOAT!
-Nah, man. Jordan is the GOAT. But King James is prolly the GORN.

by extracheeze February 26, 2019