Cube Gopher

Any annoying co-worker who invades your work cubicle at any time uninvited even if your working there or not.

Wendy was the office ‘s cube gopher entering co-workers cubicles to rummage thru their personal effects after everyone else left.

by GreenHillGuy April 04, 2020

gopher trap

a mouth, destined for temporary testicle storage.

Imma go tea bag this gopher trap I knew from school.

by Tony McMuph June 21, 2008

Mole Gopher

Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.

Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.

She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)

Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)

Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!

by Greato2aquisquirrelbutt December 20, 2022

swedish gopher

a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.

Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.

by Sweet Jay October 23, 2008

Gopher

An almost extinct animal by means of not having adapted by evolution to become webfooted

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by Hercolena Oliver July 04, 2010

Gopher wiping

When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.

Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.

by red3rsty December 11, 2007

Nameless Gopher

A tennis playing Gopher who plays guitar in his free time. Unfortunately, he's nameless because some Stupid Jaguar couldn't find a better adjective. His arch nemesis is the one and only Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr. Nameless Gopher and Slick Chicken are the only two opposing forces to Señor Lé Cœúr and the only way to fight is a Legend of Koizumi style tennis match. Also as a side note, Nameless Gopher speaks 4 languages and can curse in atleast 4 more.

If we wait around the tennis courts long enough while playing guitar with Slick Chicken we're sure to find Nameless Gopher soon.

by Señor Piérre Lé Cœúr November 24, 2011