goob time

A person who sets a time or date for an event but does not make it on time for said event

We waited an extra 30 minutes to order at the restraunt because Riley was running on Goob Time.

by Liar22 January 14, 2020

Goob

Meaning you dont even give a fucking shit

Person: HOLY SHIT MY DOG IS DYING CALL 911
me: Goob.
Person: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YO-
me: goob

by heyokiaa December 16, 2025

Goob

A friend or someone you know who has changed so much that you barely recognise them. (To be) unrecognisable. (To) change. Look(ing) different

1. They really like being a goob, huh?
2. Everyone at Halloween looks super goob-ish
3. You've really goobed

4. They're a goob compared to last year...

by L9 Shune November 28, 2021

Goob

goo•b Noun

Definition:

1. An endearing pet name for someone close.

2. A less juvenile term than Goober for someone who is silly, or a goofball.

Origin: Goob is derived from the slang word Goober.

"You are such a Goob. I love you!"

by tattedfairy October 22, 2014

Goobs

an individual who is a complete and utter weirdo, background character, loser, NPC.

Did you hear that Ben took his ex back after she cheated? what a goobs!

by 2UBCStudents February 21, 2023

Goobs

When A man Has Boobies. Main term for FTM who have not yet had top surgery.

Have you seen his goobs. They are massive.

by Nagi~ September 24, 2022

goob

What someone says when there is food in their mouth and they are trying to say “good”. They are usually talking about the food.

How’s the food?
While chewing: *it’s goob*

by Quadobyulon March 27, 2021