Toe Goblin

The toe goblin is a goblin that waits for your unsuspecting feet to wander off the bed while you are asleep, but if someone tells the toe goblin to stay away before you sleep, you are safe

"Gudnoot"
"Don't let the toe goblin get your toes"
"I won't!"

by Bummely bum September 7, 2020

Mustard Goblin

Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.

Hey Jeff got some pretzels!

Jeff can we grab some?

Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.

Jeff can we have some pretzels please?

Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.

by Sports kid October 30, 2011

sex goblin

A nerd (especially one into sci-fi shows and science) who is always horny and regularly masturbates.

Emma: "Why isn't Bobby replying?"
Lili: "He's probably revising or wanking!"
*some time later*
Bobby: "Both :)"
Lili: "You're such a sex goblin"

by Mr. Bob Ross December 16, 2021

Clout Goblin

A rare-subspecies of the Goblin genus who focus solely on acquiring clout or notoriety, instead of the typical goblin resources like gold or jewels. Unlike standard goblins, Clout Goblins have the ability to seamlessly assimilate into modern society and prey upon those with a surplus of clout. A Clout Goblin will continue to move throughout various scenes and social groups once clout levels have been depleted or once they've have been discovered by the host or the host's microcosm.

Person 1. Heyyy! Let's hang out later! We can take pictures with each other in your new Range Rover and post them on Insta.

Person 2: No. Because you're a Clout Goblin.

Person 1: *Hisses and turns into a pile of potash*

by 🐺 August 18, 2021

Ass Goblin

noun; a small (or medium if you like)gremlin-like creature who lives in your ass and comes out every half moon to eat crackers, sometimes watching tv and hogging the remote.

"has anyone seen my ass goblin? he's been missing for an hour" at which point, upon retrieval, said goblin returns to his happy ass-home.

by boone n' friendz August 22, 2003

Wobbly Goblin

The flaccid condition of ones dick after far to much delicious whiskey. Also known as Whiskey Dick.

Eric: Dude, did you take Tara home from the Molle Frijole last night?!?
Ferg: Fuck Yeah, Snake! I was all set to plow when the ole Wobbly Goblin made an appearance. I Ended up pushin rope for an hour before she passed out... Then another half hour after that..

by The turd abibes October 25, 2016

Goblin King

noun: The bulge formed when men wear pants that are too tight.
antonym: camel toe

Those tight pants are giving you a goblin king.

by goblin_king June 12, 2017