by BooGie.Wizstar May 24, 2018

A dick sucker. The glob gobbler has no preference between fresh from the farm or day old nut juice slurped from a dirty linoleum floor.
You can marry her if you want to, but I know personally that Tencha is a hood rat glob gobbler who often has doo doo for lunch.
by Tommy D, aka, DJ Dirty Balls November 25, 2007

by The Screamer 4 September 27, 2011

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 5, 2009

by JOSH April 5, 2005

A person who can peel and eat several oranges in a very quick manner. This individual needs to have quick fingers and an expandable throat.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, what did you do with the oranges you just got from the pantry?"
Dude 2: "Umm... I already ate them"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude! I was only gone for like 2 minutes! You're a fucking orange gobbler!"
Dude 2: "Umm... I already ate them"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude! I was only gone for like 2 minutes! You're a fucking orange gobbler!"
by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

by Unleashed52 October 16, 2008
