glob gobbler

A dick sucker. The glob gobbler has no preference between fresh from the farm or day old nut juice slurped from a dirty linoleum floor.

You can marry her if you want to, but I know personally that Tencha is a hood rat glob gobbler who often has doo doo for lunch.

by Tommy D, aka, DJ Dirty Balls November 04, 2007

Chobble gobbler

Term used to insult an asshole by inferring he gobbles chobbles (cock)

What a fucking chobble gobbler

by BooGie.Wizstar April 10, 2018

Goo Gobbler

A person who swallows a male's ejaculate.

Kendra is a goo gobbler who swallows married men's cum.

by The Screamer 4 September 27, 2011

Peach Gobbler

Slang term for one with a cunnilingus addiction.

"Man, Ricky's been down on Lucy's business for hours! That boy is a Grade-A Peach Gobbler!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society February 05, 2009

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 05, 2005

Orange gobbler

A person who can peel and eat several oranges in a very quick manner. This individual needs to have quick fingers and an expandable throat.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, what did you do with the oranges you just got from the pantry?"
Dude 2: "Umm... I already ate them"
Dude 1: "Holy shit dude! I was only gone for like 2 minutes! You're a fucking orange gobbler!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

jizz gobbler

One who engages in the act or practice of ingesting semen in a rapid or enthusiastic manner.

That Tiffany is quite the jizz gobbler.

by Unleashed52 August 24, 2008