Gobble Dick

A young punk race car driver

Golabic is a gobble dick

by No filter bitch April 05, 2018

gobble robber

A gobble robber is any person who steals a turkey (live,cooked, frozen, stuffed, cement it doesn't matter as long as it's a turkey), quite possibly for some unknown ritual or deviant sexual practice.

Hey Phil look at that Butterball you stinkin gobble robber.

by Larry Brown December 18, 2009

schlong gobbled

Eager to provide oral service to a cock(s).

Not stopping until all parties involved are satisfied

I sure schlong gobbled that redneck cowboy last night.

by Throbbin_Rob November 09, 2019

Gobble Smackle

A slang word for a penis.

"He slid his Gobble Smackle in slowly."

by vixqan May 22, 2023

gobble the nob

Gobble the nob is British slang for giving head to a male person.

Ira felt so much better after he'd pulled out his wang and, by waving it in front of her face, convinced Wanda to gobble the nob.

by http://bit.ly/VfHlm4 January 30, 2014

Garbage Gobble

When you are getting up the road with an exotic tart at the local recycling centre, and you have the stellar idea to get inside of the Rubbish receptacle and begin to engage in loud obnoxious sex; then you get your pathetically proportioned pecker out and roll it into the grime at the bottom of the trash can. Now your pork sword is covered in Bin slime, stick it into the mouth of your plucky local whore.

" I gave a proper mouthwatering Garbage Gobble to Becky behind Holland and Barrett, Down by the Bins"

by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 02, 2020

Ass gobble

When you’re eating ass but you accidentally bite this is called ass gobble

Jenny, my boyfriend can be such an ass gobble sometimes.

by Mentalmethhead March 11, 2020