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Glovefuzz

(1) The underlying fuzz that follows removal of a hand or other object from said fuzzy glove or cavity.

(2) Old underwear fuzz that sticks to the outside of the vagina when you take her panties off.

(3) The outermost bushy 70s fuzz that accompanies the vagina
"I would have sex with you, but I'm not going anywhere near that glovefuzz"

"I tried to eat this this girl out last night i just couldnt get past her glovefuzz"

"Shave your glovefuzz you pregnant whore"
by lisa the destroyer January 12, 2010
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Glovey dovey

The specific feeling of wanting to wear a glove.
Dang man I'm feeling real glovey dovey.
by Real-person October 4, 2018
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Boxing Gloved

The extremely full, and often painful, feeling as if a boxing glove is being shoved up your rectum during an anal fisting. Most often occurs when the individual receiving has an exceptionally tight and tiny rectal cavity and their fisting partner has extremely oversized, large hands. Feeling may also be achieved by someone sporting Sausage Fingers.
Tonya was excited to try fisting for the first time. Her tight little virgin bung was arched up in an organic spread and thoroughly lubed. However, she was forced to stop after feeling like she was getting Boxing Gloved by her boyfriends thick, girthy Sausage Fingers.
by Eaton Holgoode September 30, 2015
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the salad glove

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups

(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all

(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™

(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)
**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.
by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013
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A Donald Glover Year

A year filled with endless awesomeness...

"While the rest of us were sobbing into our pillows at night (that can't just have been me) Donald Glover was releasing one of the best albums of 2016 titled Awaken, My Love, releasing one of the best shows of 2016 called Atlanta, and getting cast in both Ultimate Spider-Man and the untitled Han Solo standalone. And for the cherry on top, the renaissance man even had a baby with his identity-less girlfriend. That's a heck of a lot of awesome in one year." (Lipsitz)
Dude: So what are your new year's resolutions?
Me: To have a Donald Glover year!
by veemotingoa December 8, 2016
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goo glove

A rag, cloth etc. that is used for the capture and cleaning of semen after masturbation.
"As i was finishing I reached for my handy dandy goo glove."
by squirtin' burton June 29, 2008
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Love Glove

a condom

see condom

love glove is a term meaning condom used when in a situation where you want to cut chances of tension by using a sillier version.
(At Work) Hey, Chad, I don't think your wife can take another birth. Next time, use a love glove!

(At School) Is Mr. Davis leaving because he didn't use a love glove?

(To One night stander) Like I am going to believe you are born ammune to diseases!! Get a love glove!

(before making love) I'm on the pill but use a love glove anyway.
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