A glomp, or running hug tackle, of such magnitude that the earth itself shakes in terror at the sheer force being applied. Typically executed by people of larger size, 6 feet+. Glompokalypse are unintentionally dangerous and should be undertaken with care lest the glomp escalate. A glompokalypse may be precieved as jovial or kind spirited by the party glomping, but can often lead to painful damage to key ossific structures in the human body.
Person A: ITS GLOMPING TIME!!!!!
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*
Person B: no! please no!
Person A: AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!! *glompokalypses person b into on coming traffic*
Person b: My...my... bones... *dies*
by Threevoices April 27, 2011
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Get the Grompas mug.Basically just a random string of internet greetings, without much meaning. Tackle hug, basically being to pounce onto somebody, glomp being to squeeze tightly in a hug, and nom being to eat. Nobody is really sure what it entitles.
Uberlol1234 tackle hug glomp noms you.
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Lolcat3656: Roflcopterz.
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by Uberleahkins November 15, 2011
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Get the glompy mug.Putting someone's entire face in your mouth until it liquidizes into "glomp".
The remains are then sucked out.
The toxins soon shut down their nervous system and their body shortly gets spun up into a silk cocoon so that you can crawl back to your web and save the meal for later.
The remains are then sucked out.
The toxins soon shut down their nervous system and their body shortly gets spun up into a silk cocoon so that you can crawl back to your web and save the meal for later.
Master. I have brought you tonights sacrifice. I found him in the subway asking people for spare change. So I gave him a burrito laced with morphine.
Very well. She will glomp tonight. For she is desperately hungry. Do better than homeless dudes or else she will glomp you next.
Very well. She will glomp tonight. For she is desperately hungry. Do better than homeless dudes or else she will glomp you next.
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