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gather girl

A woman—typically between the ages of 25-55—that hangs corny, generic signs throughout her house that read "GATHER" or "BLESS THIS HOUSE" or "LOVE NEVER FAILS" etc. These signs are procured from stores like Kirkland's, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Target.

This woman is whiter than ranch dressing, most likely a wino, and lives in the cookie-cutter suburbs but will tell anyone she meets that she lives in INSERT CLOSEST CITY HERE.
*Leaves cousin's housewarming party in Round Rock, TX
"Did you see that wall of corny-ass signs in their living room? I didn't realize Amber was a Gather Girl. Please kill me if our living room ever looks like that."
by cre8ivusername April 13, 2021
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gathering orange blossoms

(aka picking orange blossoms)

1. Saying that someone is searching for a wife.
2. Can also be a fancy way of saying, “Go get/search for a wife.”

The phrase comes from the usage of orange blossoms as wedding decor to symbolize a bride's purity, chastity, and innocence.
1. “Ron is out to go gathering orange blossoms.”

2. “Go pick your orange blossoms!”
by KungFuLambda September 5, 2022
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should we gather for whishey and cigas tonight

a phrase frequently used by NPCs in the 2012 video game Dishonored 1
Should we gather for whishey and cigas tonight ?
Indeed i believe so.
by theduchy September 4, 2017
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cum gathering

A friend of mine involved herself in a cum gathering
by Deadpool9703 February 4, 2021
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Gluttonous Gatherer

A Gluttonous Gatherer is an intelligent bloxburg player who plays with a dumb bloxburg player just to steal all of the limited and/or non-limited food items in their bloxburg fridge.
Ex:

Matthew: I was playing bloxburg with this clever man Nikolas. When I rejoined the server after I disconnected from it, I went in my fridge to see that there was only a bloxy cola left in there. I think these Gluttonous Gatherers are getting out of hand.

Brandon: Matthew, stop giving random people roomate in your servers, then you might have more food in your bloxburg fridge.
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Hunter-gatherer

What to call someone who is ✨slaying, cooking, serving, and eating ✨
Girl, you’re, like, such a hunter-gatherer! ✨
by Eaten Baguette June 11, 2025
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MAGA the Gathering

US representative Marjorie Taylor Greene, both for the unfortunate coincidence of her initials to the popular card game Magic the Gathering, and her solid right-wing stance at the expense of reason and common sense
What fresh nonsense has MAGA the Gathering been promoting lately?
by BornBlitzed April 7, 2025
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