Like gathering up horners

Something which is highly unlikely to succeed.

Comes from Country slang, horners being a field full of adult bulls (they will not do what you want).

Winning the lottery jackpot, it's like gathering up horners.

by Goldk911 March 9, 2019

Gathering

The act or process of gathering porn for your porn collection. This is a practice used by hardcore porn fans.

Person 1: Hey bro why are you hiding your pone screen?
Person 2: I'm just gathering for my Calculator + app
Person 2: Bro we are in public! wtf

by dat_walking_meme January 22, 2019

should we gather for whishey and cigas tonight

a phrase frequently used by NPCs in the 2012 video game Dishonored 1

Should we gather for whishey and cigas tonight ?
Indeed i believe so.

by theduchy September 4, 2017

Minnesota Gathering

A lumberjack orgy.

This wasn’t his first Minnesota gathering and it sure as hell won’t be his last.

by ElZarape July 16, 2020

Gathering

A more biblical term for a church service. At churches with “gatherings”, you can get in trouble for using the wrong term.

Uneducated church member: “What service do you go to, 9:30 or 11?“
Educated member: “You mean ‘Gathering’.”
Guest: “What’s a Gathering?”
Educated member: “It just means church service.”

by Churcheducator June 19, 2020

hump and gather

An archaic term for coming together to get things done quickly. Hustling. Not to be confused with "gather and hump".

The attendance and interest at both our luncheons and evening meetings is increasing. Believe me there will be some "hump and gather."

by waffleguy4 November 13, 2021

Gatherer

Gatherer is a sub-species of the name "Hunter".
Unlike hunter, Gatherer is a sissy and a soy-boy. He has one redeeming quality: He's good with animals, and by extension of that he is vegan. (Hence the name "Gatherer")

Todd: What's that dude's name?
Roger: Hunter
Todd: Looks more like a Gatherer to me

by the indus river valley November 13, 2021