get out ma gaff ya green cunt

A video in which a scottish man tells yoda to get out his gaff and throws a bottle at him.

Person 1: Have you seen the video called 'get out ma gaff ya green cunt"?
Person 2: No?? that sounds weird
Person 1: Watch it it's so funny

get out ma gaff ya green cunt by sefaD November 1, 2020

all over the gaff 

British slang usually directed towards someone or yourself as being a complete mess, disorganized, and/or has no sense of direction.

"These days I've been all over the gaff"

"Where the bloody hell are you going?! You're all over the gaff!"

all over the gaff by Pseudonym Wizard November 4, 2009

free_gaff 

the best meme page on instagram, raye is the biggest death note fae and knows everything about gevanni, a character with ten minutes of screen time. everyone in the uk knows of their existence and wants to date them.

"hey do you follow @free_gaff" on instagram"
"who doesn't"

free_gaff by free_gaff gatekeeper 😛 March 21, 2022

free gaff 

Crazy party that is held when some1s parents go out of town and every1 comes over and drinks themselves in2 stupors!!

Hey my parents are going away to seychelles tomorrow lets have a free gaff!!

free gaff by Robert O'Connell-Kilroy August 29, 2005

Bender gaff

Spontaneous house party involving a large amount of class A drugs.

Went to James's for a few beers but it turned into a right bender gaff.

Bender gaff by Shallowbeing November 22, 2019

jd gaff 

A verb or adjective to describe the human emotional feeling of "Just don't give a flying fuck", fed up, can't take anymore, could not possibly care less, and please get out of here now.

Sometimes describes physical pain.

I did not show up for work today because I am so burnt out I'm jd gaff!

Even Katie's love goes jdgaff every several weeks.

jd gaff by Kerry Lemay November 10, 2008

Rusty gaff 

A rusty gaff is similar to a well known rusty hook,or a lesser know powerful rusty hook.The main difference is you rusty up your grease rod instead of a classless finger.

Last night I ovened the dutch girl after I gave her the powerful rusty gaff.She asked me to marry her the next day.

Rusty gaff by TrapEdicate November 23, 2019