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The Toronto Goatee

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When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!
The Toronto Goatee by Booby42 September 21, 2023
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neo-goatese

Neo-goatse is an image of a man with a prolapsed rectum, meaning his rectum actually drops out of his sphincter. Derives the name from the famous gaping anus of goatse.cx. If you like depriving yourself of your stomach contents, you should do an image search for rectal prolapse.
Some fucker sent me a prank email, so I spammed him neo-goatse!
neo-goatese by Chronic Munchies March 31, 2005

Satan's Goatee 

When a man titty fucks a girl and ejaculates on her chin
I was titty-fucking my girlfriend when I blew my load and gave her Satan's goatee.

Living in a gated community 

Incarserated, locked up in jail or prison, slammer
Where is Tom? I haven't seen him in quite a while.

He sold a bag of weed to a cop and now he is living in a gated community

GoatedXout

GoatedXout is a tiktok user that just doesn't miss, Everything he says is just a hit. Some even say hes been hitting since the womb. He also was the man who debunked Sanji from One piece to be Boundless in all ways. Hes also the world's most underrated tiktok account. FOLLOW GOATEDXOUT.
"Have you seen GoatedXouts new video?"
"No I dont need to I just know it's a hit."

"Do you know who GoatedXout is?"
"Of course if you dont know your missing out bozo"
GoatedXout by Hxpperz March 18, 2021

Glaswegian Goatee 

A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.
Taylor went to down a hairy lass last night. Looked like he had a Glaswegian Goatee...

gated community 

A place that has restrictions on who may live there. Also what the Adult Swim cards called Toon Zone, and they would be right.
Toon Zone is a gated community.
gated community by anonomous June 11, 2004