When a person's bladder and rectum are in such massive distress from holding their contents that the instant they sit on the toilet, all hell breaks loose from both orifices.
Jimmy: "I can't believe you ate 10 bean burritos and drank a 2-Liter of Mountain Dew!"
Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"
Robert: "Yeah, I was Mount St. Helens, man. By the time I got to the toilet...Full Eject!"
by Jimmy Walker March 11, 2007
Get the Full Ejectmug. by johnny barnes June 13, 2008
Get the full hotmug. Derived from the now familiar English term "the full monty" which references a man's full nakedness , "the full morty" best describes the well too familiar look of any man who is fully clothed in a velour or nylon jogging suit...
When Jerry visited his father at his Boca Raton condo, he noticed his father had adopted "the full morty " look....
by sheila in the car November 6, 2011
Get the the full mortymug. The Stable Genius went full batshit last night with his latest rage-tweet, this one about Jack tagging his lies as... drum roll... lies!
by hodags1966 May 29, 2020
Get the full batshitmug. Doesn't necessarily mean to take off all your clothes. It just means the "whole thing" or going the "whole way" not stopping at a point.
by MoonKnight November 30, 2002
Get the full montymug. by apatmood February 12, 2019
Get the Full Sendmug. 'Have you seen that weirdo over there shouting at people as they walk past?", "Yeah, he's not the full ticket, is he?"
by Jo 4 Jamie January 16, 2006
Get the Not the full ticketmug.