Fucking Dawson'd

To be mounted and subsequently penetrated by a muscled, handsome male, with the second name 'Dawson'. After an encounter with a Dawson, a girl may experience aching after being destroyed by such a man. Prone to favour young brunettes.

Girl 1 - 'I'm really sore this morning'

Girl 2 - 'Why?'

Girl 1- 'I got fucking Dawson'd last night!'

Girl 2 - 'You must be ruined!'

by FifeLyf December 9, 2013

fuckity fucking fuck

The better way of saying "fuck"

HOLY FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON!?!?

by Not Aaron Krause August 3, 2016

I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH

"I'm a fat fucking pig!"

by CowTittes April 23, 2019

fuckin mint

fuckin mint is said when something extremely ridiculous happens. when a bad situation is funny it’s fuckin mint. when saying this make the okay circle with your hand. 👌🏼

when 2 guys play you in the same week, fuckin mint 👌🏼. when your ex and your besties ex follow you from work, fuckin mint 👌🏼. when the guy your talking to ghosts you for 3 days cause his ex moved into town, fuckin mint 👌🏼.

by thottythaya October 5, 2019

Holy Fucking Jesus

An expression used when something cool or mind blasting happens or is seen.

Holy Fucking Jesus!, that woman isn't a woman...it's a whale!

by f00dnetw0rk June 21, 2010

Straight Fucking Water

That of legitimacy

Jacksepticeye: STRAIGHT FUCKING WATER

Or
Jacksepticeye: Straight fucking dirty bean water *sips coffee/dirty bean water*

by Sxpticfxre February 9, 2019

fucking metal

Incredibly hardcore. Used to describe very obscene events, usually containing gore and death.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the new Saw movie? That shit was fucking metal.

by GregJennings December 3, 2010