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Dick Figures

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.
Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.
by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021
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Father Figure

A non-existent, popular character who is rarely to be seen.
Twitter users say they are real, but for most of the part, no tik-tok user has seen this man.
Last time seen: getting out of house to buy a milk jug.
Gigachad: My dad is cool.
Virgin: YOu mEAn YOur Non EXIstenT FathER FiGUre? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhhhuhh. huh uhuh huhuh.

Person 1. I don't have a father figure.
Person 2. Me neither, Person 1.
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mold an action figure

I will be in the bathroom for a while cause I have to mold an action figure.
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SiX fiGuRes

I WaS onLy FouR¡¡¡
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six-figure asshole

(n) a boss so repulsive and loathsome that nobody is willing to work for him for less than $100,000.00/year.
She had no idea that she was a six-figure asshole until she started cutting pay and her employees stormed out of the office like the place was on fire.
by Frustrated_Monolingual September 8, 2010
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Figure It Out

To Figure It Out is to FIGURE IT OUT SON! When you don't put forth common sense or just act stupid; you are told by the teacher to FIGURE IT OUT. Then you don't respond and get busy trying to FIGURE IT OUT SON!
Student 1: I Don't know what do do.
Marx: FIGURE IT OUT SON!
Student 1: <tries to figure it out!>
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