freshman drama

drama caused by (a) freshman(s)

He caused some serious freshman drama with his gay bullshit.

by jczlez January 11, 2009

Freshman Cute

Term used to describe someone who was attractive during your freshman year of high school, but got ugly as time progressed

Yo dude, Tanner is so freshman cute.

by shshshannon December 30, 2010

Freshman Follie

This phenomenon occurs when a rookie male has his first sexual encounter with a female. Usually, it occurs during a party after excessive alcohol has been consumed. This happens during a third base attempt when the male is stimulating the female genitalia with his tongue. Clearly after such drinking, both parties would have altered judgement, as well as hindered bladder control. Thus, when the male is licking out the female, the girl's loses uterine control as she experiences contractions from the orgasm, and proceeds to squirt vaginal fluid out of herself like Old Faithful. This leaves the male drenched in the juice of the vaginé.

Jake: Dude, I saw you go into the bedroom with Christy. What happened?

Lippy: Well everything was going smoothly until she all over my face.

Jake: Wow, well I guess you just fell for the Freshman Follie.

Lippy: Whatever, she's a slut.

by TheDoobieBrother November 3, 2011

Freshman Pedophile

1. A senior that likes to hit on freshmen
2. Robbing the cradle

Kasper: Why does Ale hit on all the Freshmen
David: She is such a Freshman Pedophile

by Franco April 18, 2003

freshman 40

The extreme version of freshman 15, with today's obesity, many teenagers are finding trouble with weight entering College.

Person 1: Wow, I haven't seen Robyn since last year?
Person 2: Yea she definately got hit hard by the "freshman 40"

by Spenceg15 November 16, 2007

Freshman at life

Someone who simply has no clue what they're doing in life. They have no common sense, and ask stupid questions, such as "how do I do laundry" or "what is online banking"

Person 1: I can't put my keys in the lock, it's not working!!!
Person 2: Maybe you should just turn it the other way?
Person 2: You know what? You're just a freshman at life.

by That second time at band camp December 6, 2014

Freshman Fuzz

The pitiful patch of pre-beard whiskers that develop on teenagers who are convinced it makes them look older; what you've seen on nearly every male freshman's chin.

Ron grew out his Freshman Fuzz in an attempt to attract some freshman girls but failed, with only a slightly warmer chin to show for it.

by Nick96 September 18, 2013