freshmanizer

n: (fuh-REHSH-mahn-aye-zuhr): an upperclassman, typically a junior or a senior, who hits on freshman girls, knowing they can get some from them. A hobbies/habits/qualities of freshmanizers include hitting on their current girls' friends, breaking up with them after getting blow jobs, posting YouTube links to crappy songs on their walls, being just "decent"-looking, and having no friends in their own grade. ONE DOES NOT WISH TO BE CALLED A FRESHMANIZER: freshman girls beware.

Kyler Mynes is such a freshmanizer.

by J.A. & A.P. March 22, 2010

freshee

1. A young girl just coming into womanhood; a young, nubile girl.

Dude, I was riding my bike down by VCU and the most bangin' freshee asked me if she could ride on my handlebars! Hell Yes!! Then I rode her over to Belle Isle where we got to work on each other. What a great day.

by paulito de basterd March 26, 2010

Freshman Facebook Syndrome

A condition exhibited by high school freshmen that add everyone in their school on Facebook with intent of appearing "popular" or friendly with upperclassmen. Commonly abbreviated as "FFS."

Senior 1: Dude, who is this random freshman that added me on Facebook?

Senior 2: I don't know, man! Some of these kids have come down with a real bad case of Freshman Facebook Syndrome!

Senior 1: Yeah, no shit! This kid is, like, 12 and he has 1528 friends!

by jrabB September 6, 2011

Fresh as a mug

To be fresh as a mug is the greatest bonnet of freshness a single person can be. If you are called "fresh as a mug" by anybody anywhere you get the ultimate compliment!

Holy shit Jerry did you see Neo in those Jorts?! He's looking fresh as a mug!

by T-Whip June 12, 2016

fresh grind

The result of newly ground marijuana that is then inserted in a smoking device.

Bro… hit that, it’s a fresh grind.

by Chris Grazioli May 14, 2021

Champagne Freshies

Fresh snow powder. The snow looks like it has bubbles rising when the sun hits it during "first tracks" -- when you get to the snow first

Neuwy Snowboarder - Oh brah oh brah! Drove up to Vail back bowls and saw the champagne freshies...tore it up brah...pure heaven

Lame Office Guy - Oh I'll get the crud on saturday

Neuwy Snowboarder - Ahhh thats totally not gnar bro, once you feel the champagne freshies, nothing else matters

by IDunkLe April 3, 2011

tokyo fresh

Tokyo is a city in Japan that is very futuristic and advanced. From the vending machine supermarkets to the bullet train (fastest train in the world), Japan always seems to be adapting the newest technology as a norm. The same could also be said about Japanese fashion trends which are always very edgy and futuristic. Hence the word 'tokyo fresh.'

Yo son that new BaPe hoodie is TOKYO FRESH now hook me up with an 1/8th of that fyreee~~~

by POPaPiLL August 17, 2014