Forked Up

Being morbidly obese or absurdly fat and disproportionate.

Dude that chick at mcdonalds is so forked up

by nnarx August 05, 2022

fork out

to pay your share of money for something

1: You gonna fork out for a limousine?
2: Hell no!

by lufluf November 16, 2007

hit it with the fork

To cook crack.

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.

by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013

warm fork

noun. a method of torture in which a metal fork is heated via blowtorch until it glows and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.

He wasn't willing to talk until we threatened to give him the warm fork.

by Danification March 08, 2017

What the fork

"What the fuck" in the good place

What the fork is a Chidi?

by Eleanor Shellstrop January 31, 2019

hit it with the fork

To cook crack.

I was low on dough so I had to hit it with the fork.

by gotmilf14 December 23, 2013

fork stream

when your pee comes out in two directions due to sperm residue (men only)

jerked off last night, woke up with fork stream and pissed all over the toilet

by hillhead January 07, 2012