Forked pee

When a man is urinating and interference from the peehole causes the pee to split into two simultaneous streams. It usually occurs after sex or going to the bathroom after getting out of bed in the morning. Depending on the geometry between the two streams, it is possible to get both of them into the toilet bowl. However, it's more common for one to go in the bowl and the other to hit the floor, rim, seat, etc.

Science still can't fully explain the seemingly magical phenomenon known as forked pee.

by Steven-O July 22, 2018

Fornerous

If you’re embarrassed and mad about it.

Person 1: Hey why didn’t Jared come to school today?

Person 2: He spilled yogurt on himself yesterday, remember? He’s too fornerous.

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? February 15, 2021

Forberism

A friendless know it all incorrect Google user that often trolls internet user’s with false information that is nothing like reality!

“Man, you should’ve seen this argument on the FB group last night! The subject was the Balkan war, this Forberism thinks the Balkan’s are islands near Argentina! He can’t even google a map, vintage Forberism!” Lol

by Sausage Rollski September 22, 2022

Text forgery

When someone texts another person pretending to be you, regardless of who's phone it is.

Jenny used text forgery to be Tom and sent the text to his dad.

by Honestlyno August 22, 2014

tune forked

When a guy farts during sex. The vibrations travel through the penis into the vagina and the woman feels it. Like a tuning fork.

"Haha, yah I tune forked Felecia last night."

by St. Felecia April 12, 2016

focker

'focker' or 'fock off' or 'fock you' is what chavs say instead of fuck. Their mentality is that of a two year old and their speech has not yet developed.
see also goff

chav-'oh you, fockin mosh 'ead goff, get out my fockin way you focker, or i is gonna bang you ou'.

Normal dude-sorry, dont speak that language, try english, eh?

chav-donts' be cheeky now, or ils' bang you out like, innit?

Normal dude-what did you say you were in?

chav-come on then

*normal dude walks off*

chav-sholid, yah, innit bhled that wo' i fort.

by *killer doll* December 4, 2007

Forked

Another word for fucked.

Norm,"hey joo, the neighbours want us to turn the music down."
camjoo,"Tell em to get forked its NYE ffs!"

by camjoo May 31, 2005