1. When something is so incredibly profound you feel quite certain it should hold a record for it's profundity.
2. When you're the President of the United States and you are fabricating factoids regarding the great lakes.
2. When you're the President of the United States and you are fabricating factoids regarding the great lakes.
Dude 1: You ever wonder if we are all just like... Here?
Dude 2: Duuudee.... Record deepness....
Donald Trump: "They are big. Very deep. Record deepness, right?"
Dude 2: Duuudee.... Record deepness....
Donald Trump: "They are big. Very deep. Record deepness, right?"
by turdburglar333 March 29, 2019
When a male or female pleasures a female through her jeans using a hand motion that resembles rubbing a vinyl record in order to get a scratch sound effect. This motion usually precedes sex and is used during fore play.
"Yo I got her so hot she reached down and started scratching the record. You know what happened next."
by that one dude 1 October 05, 2009
one who searches for vinyl records frequently, hoping to discover rare records that may have slipped through the cracks among lots of other records which are useless.
my friend frank "dj tricks" is a record digger, he's always digging through records at flee markets,and swap meets trying to find jazz,funk and rare soul records.
by dj tricks June 22, 2013
Something that Sleepy Joe 'braindead' Biden thinks parents should have on at night so kids can 'hear words.' It is unclear however if this is actually a good idea, since Joe didn't seem to know what the hell he wanted to say (as usual) and was confused between the record player, the radio, the television and even the phone!
Joe 'braindead' Biden: Play the radio! Make sure the television the-the excuse me, make sure you have the record player on at night, the the the phone, make sure the kids hear words!
Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.
Normal person: you're a fucking retard, Trump won anyway.
by Icy Wyte July 21, 2022
Declaration, statement, that is not an official statement and can be refused later. It's an unauthorized Statement. Normally incorrect pollitically.
RT Reporter: Ok, and finally the last most awaited question: Tell me the true about the 9-11...
Unknown CIA Agent: Ok... I see you are very interested in it. I would tell you a story, but this I will confess you, it´ll be an off record. After you hear this you will never be the same person, and this burden will be with you until your death. Maybe you will prosecuted or threated. If you say anything and you say I said it. I will deny everything. Do you understand ?
Unknown CIA Agent: Ok... I see you are very interested in it. I would tell you a story, but this I will confess you, it´ll be an off record. After you hear this you will never be the same person, and this burden will be with you until your death. Maybe you will prosecuted or threated. If you say anything and you say I said it. I will deny everything. Do you understand ?
by APOLOKIA GENOCIDE April 07, 2014
by itsgreat29 April 06, 2010
by David Richardson March 29, 2005