April Fools

A prank or practical joke done during the month of April, followed by the person saying "April Fools!"

Nick: "Mr Whalen your pants are on fire!" (jordan is lighting Mr Whalens pants on fire)
mr Whalen: "What the!"
Nick: "April Fools!"

by Shagmaster 5000 April 15, 2009

whole-foods

An upscale "all natural" grocery store catering to Cougers and Cubs. A meeting point or stomping ground for older woman between ages of 35-55 to go on the prowl at in search of young men between the ages of 17-27. The Prepared Foods hot bar is "the" place to find a cougar/cub hook-up.

Mary, 47, whose husband who is commonly gone on Business-Trips, often goes to whole-foods to pick up a cub every now and then to satisfy her-needs.

by Deadwait March 1, 2009

August Fools

As the 8th month of the year, August fools completes the day that April fools began (also known as ‘all fools day’). The acceptable period of pranks is from midday to midnight.

G’day cobba - hey guess what? I’m preggers aye! *later that day* Hahaha August fools, bitch!

by Wroary July 25, 2018

flip flops

shoes that look good on girls... who have a pedicure, nail polish, have feet that are not deformed, have feet that dont look dry and leathery, dont have skin flaking off around the toenails. looks terrible on guys because our feet, i must say, look horrible.

while im on the train, i see many females with flip flops. most of there feet make me want to gag :(

by Z3r0s3volution June 10, 2009

foodsturbation

The act of eating one, generally less tasty, type of food while looking at a more tasty one and pretending to eat that.

The crab cakes I ordered tasted like crap, so I foodsturbated to someone else's lobster.

by Rob D January 29, 2005

Tyson Foods

Tyson Foods, Inc. is a multinational corporation that is the world's second largest producer of beef, chicken, and pork.
The company has been charged with countless evironmenmtal crimes, abusing workers, racism, and lots more! Through false advertising and labeling, they have made the public think that their foods are 100% natural and safe to eat. This is not true, because they do use things such as cabon-monoxide, arsenic, and anti-biotics, in their food.

Kid: "Mommy, Mommy, lets get tyson foods for dinner tonight! they want to help our school and donate lots of food to pore people!"
Mom: "sure! they sound like a good company!"

by Dr. Meh November 5, 2011

October Fools

On October 20th make somebody pissed about a small thing!

Person 1: “Stop flexing how rich you are!”
Person 2: “Nobody loves you”
Person 1: “October fools!”

by KyleEnvyKaren October 21, 2019