flute salad

The biggest and loudest banger in the game Runescape. Official theme song of the clan Calquats

Cam - yo homie pass me the aux
Homie - aight but u better play a banger
Cam - you already know nigga, we bumpin flute salad.

by DeeZeRS March 28, 2017

broken flute

The sexual act of inserting a flute in two peoples rectums and attempting to break it in half

Last night I pierced my butthole while attempting the broken flute with my girlfriend.

by TerryDaBerry June 10, 2014

Flesh Flute

Penis

Adrian plays the most beautiful tune on the flesh flute

by ProsserlosMoustrous November 15, 2016

red flute

The red flute is the process by which a male or female, preferably female, prepares to give a male a blowjob. Before the suck fest begins, the partner takes a razor blade and cuts a small slit on the scrotum at the base of the penis. The partner then proceeds to give the male a blow job and blows fairly hard on their penis and down the urethra. After blowing, blood and semen should spew from the incision on the scrotum and out the pee hole, creating a red flute.

Also note that the partner can also penetrate the penis with a thumb tack along the shaft of the penis while it is erect. While engaged in the red flute, the partner giving the red flute can put his or her fingers over the holes of the penetrated penis and make motions of playing a flute, creating different variations of sound.

Dude, last night with Linda was amazing. She was suckin my dick and right before i nutted, she whipped out the razor and gave me a red flute. I still have the stiches to prove it!

by Fantastic 4 July 27, 2007

meat flute

Meat flute meaning penis from the scandinavian term 'playing the meat flute'

"Are you playing the meat flute under that blanket?"

by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

smelly flute

a vagina that smells like body oder

Lizzy has a smelly flute.
Smelly flutes make me sad.

by MaarK~ December 21, 2005

flesh flute

a penis. also it's spoken meaning "fresh fruit", especially when pronounced by a FOB.

I've got some flesh flutes at grocery yesterday.

by rodorigues October 29, 2006