youll have to read i hate fairy land to understand correctly. its basically the fairy land way of saying mother fucker. if you didnt understand that in the first place, you must be dead inside. eeeeeeeeee
by mc wawa December 05, 2017
A person who is assigned to keeping/preparing a females vagina for pornography, modeling sets, escorts teasing, etc.
The glitter fluffer worked the woman's clitorus vigorously in attempts to preping it for plump appearance in the photo shoot.
by Can't kickit July 05, 2018
"But I dont know if she wants me to make a move"
"Just go make your move."
"But what should I do?"
"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"
OR
Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"
"Just go make your move."
"But what should I do?"
"Look take your chances, I can't be your mental fluffer"
OR
Mike: "I really like her, but won't make a move unless I'm certain."
Anne: "Well there's no 'sure thing' but you'll never know if you don't try."
Mike: "You think it's worth a try?"
Anne: "Look man, all I know is that she's hot, you're horny and if you don't make a move you'll never be able to tap that ass!"(mental fluffing)
Mike: "You're right. I'm on it!"
by Red Shiksa October 07, 2011
a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.
by Lotte September 22, 2004
when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.
I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.
by Drewtopia February 12, 2009
Joanne: "Man that guy was saying all the right things to make me jump his bone and then he just left!"
Chrissy: " Girl I knew he was trouble when we first spotted him. Nothing but a kitty fluffer!"
Chrissy: " Girl I knew he was trouble when we first spotted him. Nothing but a kitty fluffer!"
by Hans_Brix February 03, 2010
An object, usually a golf club or baseball bat hidden under the passenger seat of an automobile, used to beat the crap out of anyone who gives you shit while you are in or near your car.
by Tommy May 31, 2003