hugger fluffer

youll have to read i hate fairy land to understand correctly. its basically the fairy land way of saying mother fucker. if you didnt understand that in the first place, you must be dead inside. eeeeeeeeee

YOU SON OF A HUGGER FLUFFER! EAT MY ASS

by mc wawa December 5, 2017

ego fluffer

Someone whose main purpose is to follow others around making them feel like they can do no wrong. See: ass kisser, toady, and sycophant. Term is derived from "fluffer" in the porn industry (a person who keeps male porn stars erect between shots).

There's no point in talking to my girlfriend about my problems. She's such an ego fluffer that she wouldn't give me constructive criticism anyway.

by Shiroto October 20, 2012

glitter fluffer

A person who is assigned to keeping/preparing a females vagina for pornography, modeling sets, escorts teasing, etc.

The glitter fluffer worked the woman's clitorus vigorously in attempts to preping it for plump appearance in the photo shoot.

by Can't kickit July 5, 2018

turd fluffer

a fluffer for turds; an absurd term for a person in general that is not meant to be taken literally.

Adam! Stop being such a turd fluffer!

by Lotte September 21, 2004

shower fluffer

when one's spouse or roommate takes the first shower of the day and gets the hot water running so for your shower the availability of hot water is immediate.

I love it when my wife is the first one up and is my shower fluffer. I don't have to wait for the hot water to kick in.

by Drewtopia February 12, 2009

kitty fluffer

The male version of a cock tease. A man who fluffs the whiskers of a pussy.

Joanne: "Man that guy was saying all the right things to make me jump his bone and then he just left!"

Chrissy: " Girl I knew he was trouble when we first spotted him. Nothing but a kitty fluffer!"

by Hans_Brix February 3, 2010

Pillow Fluffer

An object, usually a golf club or baseball bat hidden under the passenger seat of an automobile, used to beat the crap out of anyone who gives you shit while you are in or near your car.

Norris, go get my pillow fluffer out of the car so I can smash this kids face in.

by Tommy May 31, 2003