Flotchy

Nonsense/filler word. Similar to whatchamacallit or thing-a-ma-bob.

Man, can you hand me that flotchy over there?

by Mikeyrodz September 5, 2025

Swy flotter

The act of painting a vagina to look like a Venus fly trap and a penis like a fly and having intercourse. Then when the man is about to cum, the woman swats the penis resulting in cum everywhere, like the mess of swatting a fly. For extra mess, massage the prostate beforehand.

"We did the swy flotter last night, and wow. What a mess!

by Penispietrap September 15, 2018

Fleisch Flöte

German for Flesh Glute or the Penis.

Fraulein plays a mean fleisch flöte.

by Sacha M November 8, 2023

tussu flott helvíti

An Icelandic sentence.
translates into fucking (tussu) cool/beautiful/something with an interest to it (flott) thing (helvíti actualli means hell but is often used to describe objects or living creatures.
Used when you see something you like.

þetta er tussu flott helvíti.
translation: this is a fucking cool thing

by anonymous November 26, 2023

filming a FloTv commercial

spending the day shopping with the girlfriend; going shopping in general with a female when you are not buying anything for yourself; being forced to spend hours at the mall wishing you could escape to something more serene

Tim: Hey man, a bunch of us are going to play basketball around noon, would you like to come?

James: I wish i could but I'm afraid I'll be filming a FloTv commercial. All. Day.

Tim: Sucks Bro. Really sucks.

by Jungleboyjames September 4, 2010

Floating Island (île flottante)

A Floating Island, is when you defecate into a sink and it breaks into two parts. The first part is used to block the sink and the other remains free. Proceed to urinate into the sink to create a lake with your poo floating on top.

Boy: Come quickly! I've made an ile flottante!
Girl: Oh my goodness its beautiful- that's the best floating island (île flottante) I have ever seen!

:: They both stared at the floating island for hours, like it was a work of art.

by Anon1115 September 8, 2022