The event of sweat pooling from your asscrack/buttcheeks/gooch pooling onto bedsheets after a long hot masturbation session. Such a flood only occurs after extended periods of jacking off. The result is a very wet spot on your sheets/bed/wherever you were sitting, causing you extreme discomfort, resulting in a changing of position.
I was jacking off last night in bed and I caused a such a bad Texas Flood that I had to switch spots in bed.
by Damian/Ryan April 28, 2007
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An unplanned, usually unjustifiably long session of watching several videos on any Flash video site that recommends more videos, usually resulting in some variant of YouTuberculosis; analogous to an addictive video link surfing episode.
An unplanned, usually unjustifiably long session of watching several videos on any Flash video site that recommends more videos, usually resulting in some variant of YouTuberculosis; analogous to an addictive video link surfing episode.
"I was just going to watch that one video, but then these other two videos looked funny, and before I knew it I was drowning in a Flash flood... and that's why I need an extension on the paper."
by usman noyo December 29, 2007
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Get the flojectile mug.1) In Magic the Gathering, when a player has more land than any other card type or draws a land card in 5 consecutive turns.
2) The opposite of mana screw.
2) The opposite of mana screw.
"Dude, I could've totally killed you, if it weren't for mana flood for the first 7 turns of the game..."
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