flonkers

its basically a friggin sweet word short for Fucking Lunitic bonkers

hey bictch schwats up

nuthing but i just went toal flonkers on my girl friend!!!

NoICE

by Jon Misener September 1, 2008

Floater

In school, when someone goes desk to desk trying to get all the answers for the assignment.

Gene: Did you finish our work today in history? Austin: Yeah, I was a floater.

by Whsbnd December 10, 2009

Rum Floater

When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.

He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.

by slightly sarcastic December 31, 2010

floater

A mutant abomination that was the result of direct exposure to the Forced Evolutionary Virus (FEV) in the PC game Fallout. Serpentine in appearance, its lashing tongue attack can deliver a lethal dose of poison. The exact origin of this species is unknown, but they were most likely the result of experimentation done by Richard Grey (AKA The Master, the antagonist of the story) with the FEV.

Floaters are among the hordes of dangerous mutants in Fallout.

by Raptor March 23, 2005

floker

Somebody who pretends they smoke, or have smoked marijuana.

The floker smoked the join backwards.

by caz March 21, 2003

flakered

a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.

Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.

by DUDEDOIT! January 23, 2010

Flaker

A person who bails out on a commitment at the last second.

Synonym-Zibby

Zibby is a flaker for bailing on the skit last minute.

by Thisdefinitonis100%trustworthy October 15, 2015