Flitter Botty

To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.

"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"

"Flitter botty?"

"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"

"Only if you wipe Rupert!"

by Third-nipple-joe November 1, 2009

Flitty

An adjective used to describe someone as the combination of the words flighty and flakey.
(can also be used in verb form, "to flit")

That girl is so flitty, always loud and scrambling about, flitting from one thing to the next.

by Mars010 July 1, 2017

flitter

your vagina

my flitter flits in the wind.

by alskjd March 9, 2009

Flitter

A mix between flirting and Twitter. Using Twitter to flirt with another person.

If you think a girl is hot you should flitter her and let her know.

by Harrold Seaward February 18, 2010

flirty smack

Coy shit talking from someone who is trying to be discreet but who is really inappropriate and quite simply a tease.

His flirty smack was exhausting and complete bunkum.

by Lindsay H. October 9, 2005

flirty-mc-flirt-a-noffers

One who flirts over excessively and makes it purrtyy damn obvious to everyone around them.

Flea is THE flirty-mc-flirt-a-noffers

by Famous Felicia November 26, 2007

Finding Flitti

The M. Night Shyamalan version of Finding Nemo where the plot twist has you all fucked up....

Last thing I remember was I was drinking on a boat and slipped. You telling me its been 2 years and I've imagined the whole Finding Flitti thing? Who did I send all those pictures too?

by Bougee77 July 6, 2019