To curl off a fine turd whilst masturbating furiously, enjoying the muscle contractions of both orgasm and the secretion of said turd. A particular favourite of desperate scat porn fanatics or businessmen whom cannot find the free time to execute both acts separately.
"I'm gagging to go and empty my bowels, but what to do about this frighteningly pesky semi old chap?"
"Flitter botty?"
"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"
"Only if you wipe Rupert!"
"Flitter botty?"
"Great idea old sport! Perhaps we could play cricket after?"
"Only if you wipe Rupert!"
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(can also be used in verb form, "to flit")
(can also be used in verb form, "to flit")
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Get the flirty-mc-flirt-a-noffers mug.Last thing I remember was I was drinking on a boat and slipped. You telling me its been 2 years and I've imagined the whole Finding Flitti thing? Who did I send all those pictures too?
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