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Flash light

A huge blunt. Resembles a flash light when it’s lit at the end
Damn bruh Danny really packed that mf up, thats a goddamn flash light
by iamthesenate July 2, 2019
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Alabama Fleshlight

The act of having vaginal sex with your sister while she has a very bright flashlight or a high intensity laser in her anus, while you double fist her anus. Typically your sister will be actively chewing her fingers off as you fuck her. You also have the option of helping her chew her fingers off.
Yo sis, you wanna do the Alabama fleshlight tonight?
by THEMOSTSTABLEGENIUS May 13, 2020
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The Ultimate Fleshlight

When a man fucks a pumpkin through a cut hole, and the inside of the pumpkin is still warm from the candle inside. Many times when a girl goes down on an individual who has done this, their dick tastes like pumpkin pie.
Zac hooked up with this girl the other night after using the ultimate fleshlight, and she really liked the pumpkin pie taste.
by Ms.Fun November 1, 2010
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Self Cleaning Fleshlight.

Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?

Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.
by hyper_butt_sex March 16, 2013
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Mexican Fleshlight®

An additional burrito added to ones order for the sole purpose of fucking it.
Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.
by papa wheelie January 26, 2015
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Fleshlight cum

Fleshlight cum is the accumulated cumshots a guy leaves in his Fleshlight after masturbating with it so he can use his own cum as lube the next time.
I sometimes come across other friends' Fleshlights in their rooms, and I always suck the Fleshlight cum out of them!
by USAF Cadet April 21, 2021
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Fleshlight cum-sucker

A Fleshlight cum-sucker is a guy who likes to suck the cum out of other guys' Fleshlights.
There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!
by USAF Cadet April 3, 2021
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