Fingering

A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them

"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."

by Blindish October 12, 2017

Fingered

When used in a context other than referring to 3rd base: Describing an incapacitated state, generally due to but not restricted to the use of ecstasy.

Fuck'n hell, I was so fingered last night.

by Mr. Gumby March 7, 2008

Finger

A nick name given to a boy who stuck his finger in a dog's butthole at a friend's birthday party!

A:Hey FINGER!
B: Man i was little when that happened!
A: you are still FINGER!

by Xzipper chickX March 24, 2010

Finger

To sign an NHL player to a ridiculously dumb contract.

The Leafs just gave another old player a Finger type contract. Haha.

by Hf boards July 3, 2008

Finger

A finger is a person that keeps telling someone to put their dick away.

John: Hmmm, what should we do now?
Finger: John, put your dick away John.
John: What?

by DinglingFrito September 7, 2022

Finger

Finger is a word meaning dick when you don’t want to say dick

And his finger looked oddly crooked

by Nerdgirl3000 November 29, 2018

Fingering

Verb: to use the touch screen of your iPhone, iPad or Ipod Touch.

Gerard was busy fingering his iPhone in response to an SMS he received from his girlfriend Amy.

by FunnyBruce March 4, 2010