Farting safety net

When you feel the urge to defecate, but only pass gas, you are using the toilet as a farting safety net.

Bob: Hey, Jim, I think I sharted in my pants.

Jim: You're sick. Next time, use a farting safety net.

by Marrley December 30, 2008

Farting Bracket

1. Arse, usually that of a female.

2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.

Hey mate, check out the farting bracket on that bitch!

Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!

I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.

by Teknotrix October 16, 2009

butt farting

When Ashley farts

Quit butt farting Ashley

by JoshuaB86 October 28, 2017

farting slut

A slut with a farting fetish. It turns her on when she lays loud and smelly farts just for you. Sometimes when she's empty on farts she eats a big bowl of beans or uses a bike pump up her ass to inflate her belly for a very long farting pleasure.

Check out these hot farting sluts being un-ladylike by cutting the cheese, passing gas, ripping one, breaking wind, and much more!

by Lethal_Mouth October 11, 2008

ferbing

Sitting lazily on a couch while wearing little to no clothing, watching retarded videos on Youtube, and yozzing.

I walked into the room, after making sexy time, to a creature ferbing on my couch.

by Saucy Schween September 21, 2016

farting gnome

a mythical beast that lives in the dorm rooms. he opens peoples doors and farts on their floors when they are gone. there are many farting gnomes in the ROTC program.

Did the farting gnome go in my room and zeph again??

by Dave, Dave, Dave, and Dolan April 6, 2007

Ferdingo

Feces and/or the act of defecation.

He took a mighty ferdingo in a bag, put it on my porch and set it on fire.

by Alan Dick April 5, 2004