forget me nots

drugs that make you black out like xanax klonopin and valiums

dude he took a whole hand full of forget me nots then pounded liquor... hes not gonna remember a damn thing

by prodigyice February 15, 2010

forgetard

When some one is constantly reminded of a medial task or process and always forgets it. Then becomes belligerent and defensive and accuses the person who is reminding them of hiding or withholding the information from them, hence sounding retarded.

In the workplace you usually find them in management positions and is a natural progression to micromanagement.

Person: Hey Boss, why don't you use your computer to track the shipments?
Forgetard: I am in charge around here and you have never shown me how to do THAT!?!
Person: Sure I have just hit F4 like I showed you Monday.
Forgetard: You have never shown me that, things are going to change around here! All further shipments, sales figures and customer interaction must go through and be approved by me. You are not to be trusted!

by mishthefish September 9, 2009

Ferretphile

Another word for pedophile. Coined by the popular meme app iFunny where it would censor "pedo" into "ferret" and therefore became a widespread meme in the app.

iFunny mods are ferretphiles because they love children.

by BadTimeToGetLost October 12, 2020

Walking the ferret

Cool sounding code word related to masturbating.

yea man I was just walking the ferret and in comes my girlfriend completely shocked that I was doing that with out her

by sneakymcsneakster February 26, 2011

Forget about it

New York term for:"No comment" or "I would rather not say".
Usually sounds like "Forgedaboudit" and spoken slightly loud to put an end to the subject.

Vinnie: So Guido, how much money did you make at the race track yesterday?
Guido: Forget about it!

by thedzone October 17, 2009

mother ferger

Someone who sucks at video games and makes fun of the almighty FERGDOG! look up FergDog

L33t racer ur such a fucken mother ferger and hes also a gaydor, look up gaydor

by FergDog August 13, 2003

Net Forget

Net Forget is a person who frequently goes on a website to do something, but completely forgets his/her original intention due to the overwhelming amount of information on the internet.

I was on Wikipedia the other day, trying to look up Jay-Z, but I'm such a Net Forget, I ended up looking at cat pictures.

by return_null September 6, 2015