fecesmonger

someone who has an infatuation with eating as it is leaving the anal cavity recording it on german pornsites.

Alex Fulton is a feces monger

by Alan Jakabitz January 18, 2005

Fecebooking

To facebook while on the crapper. Perusing facebook during the act of defecation.

Etymology "Fece" - feces + "booking" - facebooking

You got a stomach flu or something?
Nah I was fecebooking...

I'm not using that iphone. I know you were fecebooking!

by Heuronimus March 26, 2010

feces

(fee*seez)
-noun
1. Poo. Poopie. Doodoo. Human waste and/or excrement.
-noun
2. As per the movie "Donnie Darko"; baby mice.

1. Ma'am? I think you need to change your baby's diaper. It smells like feces in here.
2. Girl #1: "I heard there were feces EVERYWHERE!"
Girl #2: "What's feces?"
Girl #1: "Baby mice."
Girl #1 & #2: "Awwwwwww!"

by Mr.3d PHD March 11, 2008

fecenoculars

blowing hershey squirts into the toliet, then dipping your testicles into the toliet, and then proceeding to drop your testicles in another person's eyesockets. Only can be done when the person giving the fecenoculars goes up 3.

Eric gave Chris an uncalled for dirty munch while he was koed to danny diveto, so Chris retaliated by giving Eric fecenoculars.

by TearDrop April 25, 2005

fecency

noun FEE-sen-see

the compulsion to clean up after yourself when you've seriously ruined a public toilet for the next guy.

You wish people had more of this if you're forced to use any toilet visited by more than five different people in a day, because most of them have no fecency and don't care what kind of mess they leave behind.

"In an act of fecency, he used a wad of toilet paper to clean the shit-splatter he'd left all over the gas station's one public toilet."

by driptah September 9, 2009

feces

brown stuff

i eat feces

by dfd February 26, 2003

feces species

A specimen of brownish excrement. These come in all shapes and sizes. Believe me.

Holy crap! What a feces species!

by Sabeenerz October 6, 2008