When someone ends up shitting themselves, usually in a manner demanding attention.
In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.
In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.
John: Hey have you seen Smith?
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!
by Xasanak February 21, 2020
Get the Fecal Beaconmug. This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.
by Captain Clean August 6, 2011
Get the Fecal Ragemug. A test of true strength.
This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.
See also: Bubble Challenge
This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.
See also: Bubble Challenge
"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."
"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."
"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."
by nohballs December 5, 2019
Get the Fecal Firestormmug. by Topiltzin May 20, 2011
Get the Fecal Dementiamug. by Scrotymcboogerballsthereturn July 9, 2011
Get the Fecal Soupmug. by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 8, 2005
Get the fecal fairymug. The act of defacating on another being after they have recently passed stool in an attempt to restore or "reimburse them."
by Tai Mai shoo December 21, 2008
Get the Fecal Reimbursementmug.