This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.
by Captain Clean August 06, 2011
When someone ends up shitting themselves, usually in a manner demanding attention.
In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.
In order to classify as a Fecal Beacon it has to be seen through the pants, where no amount of boxers, jeans, or other outer wear can possibly hide it from sight.
John: Hey have you seen Smith?
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!
Steve: No, what happened?
John: Dude, he totally let out a Fecal Beacon. His pants are ruined, everyone saw it!
by Xasanak February 22, 2020
The act in which a person (usually a man) strips naked and defecates on his hands; smearing it on his enemy's house or apartment door.
He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast.
The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.
He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast.
The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.
Did you hear about Rob? His girl stole his cell phone so he went on a fecal rampage over at her apartment. Set her door on fire and the cops found him naked and covered in his own shit.
by James Moon March 29, 2011
by Topiltzin April 28, 2011
A test of true strength.
This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.
See also: Bubble Challenge
This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.
See also: Bubble Challenge
"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."
"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."
"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."
by nohballs December 06, 2019
gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy.
by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 08, 2005
The act of defacating on another being after they have recently passed stool in an attempt to restore or "reimburse them."
by Tai Mai shoo December 17, 2008