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filching

from the age of sexually deprived people who just loved their animals, involves shoving rather porr inocent furry rodents up ones backside to achieve sexual pleasure.
pass time of townies
wat fuck? shove little fluffy up me batty crease ya bastard!
by barbarella June 8, 2004
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fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.
Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!
by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017
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fetching a cramp

Holy FucK! When that moment hits your colon and you have to make it to the bathroom, outhouse, woods or even trashcan.
I ate some spicy food last night and now i'm fetching a cramp!
by fetchingcramps February 10, 2019
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Fetching

A mean girls reference used as code for stealing
Omg that’s so fetch are we fetching that
by K12mimz on insta April 27, 2020
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Fulching

Fulching is the act of 69ing with a sexual partner (preferably female) while sticking your nose in her anal cavity. When she farts you suck it in through your nose then blow it out into her vagina through your mouth
I was Fulching Veronica last night!
by Fortnite gangster 83 March 8, 2024
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Feltching Ferret

A ferret specially bred for the purpose of anal feltching. A throughbred ferret speifically used to stimulate the anal cavity of fucked up people.
Norbert Nobnoodle just purchased some feltching ferrets online for a bit of ferret felching in the sun after he stuck those critters up his bum
by bradsbadluck May 3, 2024
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Feltching

When one fucks his buddy in the ass and then sucks the cum back out.
I was feltching with Bruce last night. What a mouthful I got!
by Mr. Kimber January 15, 2025
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