Textual favors

To text someone provocative messages in hopes you help them get off

Textual favors are how pal dates are started

by Bamamatt February 10, 2015

favorable-desk scramble

Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.

I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

time to pay back that favor

A tiktok meme created because of a viral aletyler porn video.

“Hey did you see that time to pay back that favor aletyler video?”

by katie’s #1 fan December 6, 2023

¡por favor mi amigo!

Something to say to you spanish friend to pretend you know Spanish

Person1:Cómo es usted buen día señor

Person2:¡Por favor mi amigo!

Person1:Unirse a mi mafia italiana o de lo contrario

Person2:¡Por favor mi amigo!

by Sub2PewDiePienow October 18, 2020

Greenie favor

To get some weed and/or money from a friend or homie

Hey man are you good for a greenie favor?

by GeorgeiePorgie September 11, 2010

crusty old favor

A favor asked of a younger person that Is not sexual in nature, but the recipient of the favor receives sexual pleasure from the act.

Mr. Olsen asked me to sweep off his porch again, but I think it was a crusty old favor. He was watching me handle the broom very intently. He makes me feel uncomfortable.

by Cuban Sammy November 20, 2019

Returning a favor

The act of hitting the ball back to your opponent in a game of ping pong by smashing it and running to the left side leaving him with no chance of hitting it back.

John will win the game by returning a favor.

by TheGunnaGuy August 24, 2021