Faux-tographer

n. someone who claims to be a photographer but isn't; monkey with a spiffy camera

His shots are not bad for a faux-tographer.

by fauxdeville March 7, 2011

Faux Tolerance

Forced acceptance, approval and applause of beliefs that are different from your own.

"They continued to demand that I was being intolerant but their definition of tolerance was actually faux tolerance."

by IdiotRhino November 13, 2016

Faux-Bo

(Prnounced Foe-Boe)
When a guy sits down and his pants arch up in a way that creates a fake boner.

John: what the hell mike? whats in your pants?
Mike: Dude, chill. Its just a Faux-Bo

by yolosaynono June 16, 2015

faux flu

When a person behaves as if they are sick to give the appearance of having the flu. In reality this person is not sick but wants others to think they are for some sort of personal gain.

She: Wow, isn't our coworker really sick today, she sounds terrible.

He: Oh no, she is fine.

She: I don't think so did you hear her cough?

He: Yes I did, but it's just the faux flu. She has a big party to attend tonight and is setting up for a sick day tomorrow.

by TitusPulo January 7, 2011

Faux Poo

When you hate your job so much that you pretend to take a poo when all your doing is playing on your phone.

Dalton doesn't like the job assigned to him today so he has been in the bathroom taking a faux poo.

by Oh Throbert March 29, 2015

Faux Journalist

A person who live blogs an internet stream of a media event. Also a douche.

Eric Sofge who writes for Popular Mechanics is a faux journalist, and a douche.

by BeardedPostman August 20, 2008

faux gritti

Grafitti that is generated by big corporations that masquerades as tagging and other authentic forms of street art. it is considered by many as a hybrid of real grafitti, that is deceptive, offensive, derivative, tasteless, disrespectful, unsightly, and unethical.

dat corporate ad on the wall of that building ain't no real tag. it's faux gritti, baby.

by oopppphhhh October 8, 2007