Fatmotherfucker!

What you yell out of your car window when you see a big fat lard ass dragging his hulking huge ass down the street or waiting for the loser cruiser to take him to his job at Mickey Dees or Taco Smell or Circle K.

You yell these words all together very fat,"Fatmotherfucker!!!" Then drive though a mud puddle splashing their brown polyester uniform with filthy water then roars off laughing.

Haw-Haw
Smell ya later

Lookit that fat fuck nut waiting for the bus, opens car window,yells out window
FATMOTHERFUCKER!!! Drives through large puddle splashes water on fat boy. Fat boy stands there covered in muddy water scratching,"What the Fuck???"

Assholes in car drive off laffing like hyenas.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ah.......

by Stewart Larkin July 2, 2007

fatkins diet

A high-carb, high-fat diet, usually consumed in massive amounts right before bed.

Bob: "I ate, like, two Chinese dinners from the delivery place and just passed out on the couch. I always do this shit."
Tom: "Dude, you better lay off that Fatkins Diet."

by What Award-Winning Low-Carb Diet? April 15, 2004

Fatboy

Cockney rhyming slang for Muslim

Derived from the name of the popular British DJ- Fatboy 'Slim'. The word 'slim' being taken from the second syllable of the word Muslim and coded to be spoken simply as 'Fatboy'

''we should probably take the next train because theres some dodgy looking Fatboys just got on to that carriage''

''theres no chance of getting a beer in this country, this place is run by Fatboys & its against their rules''

by Billy Warton April 13, 2010

Fakon

An amalgamation of the terms "fake" and "Akon" used as a nickname for R&B singer Akon during his early career. Akon was portrayed as a felon in his debut single "Locked Up" and has repeatedly claimed that he spent three years in prison. However, paperwork and interviews with prosecutors and detectives has shown that he was never convicted of any felonies, leading to accusations of Akon being a phony.

Chris: Akon be the realest dude in the R&B game.

Derrick: You're wrong, man. Fakon's never even been convicted.

by JT520 January 10, 2014

fatjona

She is a nice person, very nasty but so sweet. Everybody calles her a slut, but she is still the one that doesn’t give a damn.

Fatjona is known for her sassyness

by Dima.hasal November 25, 2021

fako

'fako' is an adverb and is used to describe anything that you consider to be sub-standard, irratating, trashy, annoying or just plain stupid! to the point that it shouldnt exist.

"OMG that is sooooo fako"
"Did u see that? Fako!"
"lol fako"

by claire February 3, 2005

Fathom

this is the coolest wordin the english language i use it in every day talking cuz im cool

Can you Fathom the Ferocity of a ferret in a flurry of flying fists

by Paulie Cigarelli June 5, 2007