Skip to main content

facelunch

Similar to facepalm, or headdesk, facelunch is when someone puts their head into their food in frustration or disappointment.
Alice: "I wanna marry Edward Cullen and have his babies!"
Bob: *facelunch*
by Strewth January 25, 2010
mugGet the facelunch mug.

Facelife

A person's activeness within the social network Facebook.com Games, Friends, Posts ect..
"How's your facelife?" "Kelly has a very active facelife" "Tim has no Facelife" as in doesn't have a profile yet
by TheDadFather November 19, 2010
mugGet the Facelife mug.

faceloling

The combination of both facepalming, and loling.
I was faceloling so hard at that noob the other day. He tried to troll me and ended up being trolled... fail.
by Drunken.Canadian & [Shell.dll] December 2, 2010
mugGet the faceloling mug.

Facelooker

A person who collects numerous friends on Facebook but who never posts or responds to anything.
I know Bob is skulking about on Facebook because his picture is on "Friends on Chat" all day. He has 1,437 friends and never responds or posts anything. He's a Facelooker!
by livesinmymomsbasement June 24, 2011
mugGet the Facelooker mug.

facelationship

Xani and Mary just announced a life event, Xani and Mary are in a Facebook relationship, a facelationship.
by Xani121 October 22, 2013
mugGet the facelationship mug.

Faceless Assassins

An organization, group, or gang of aggressive/violent teenage girls. They swear to protect their friends from boys and heartbreak. All of the girls in the gang are single. It is lead by three girls, who go by the code names of Jeb, Moko, and Olive. Their gang symbol is the three right fingers on their right hand over their left eye. Their mascot is a ninja snail.

Don't mess with these girls or their friends.
Boy 1: guys, I broke up with my girlfriend.
Boy 2: oh no.
Boy 3: you'd better watch out, the faceless assassins will be after you.
by Slim Biscuit December 19, 2013
mugGet the Faceless Assassins mug.

Fathelete

1.) Fat athlete.

2.) Father who had mediocre high school athletic career who watches Espn and forces his kids to play sports and coaches as if he had a brilliant athletic past.
Coach mike was a little tough on the kids today, he is a douchebag fathelete.
by Gdtyme October 11, 2014
mugGet the Fathelete mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email