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plowing my favorite playground 

The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.
Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?

Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!
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Your moms favorite Minecraft seed 

Sweeney loves your moms favorite Minecraft seed

Chungus is my favorite cheese of the whole alphabet

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Chungus is my favorite cheese of the whole alphabet

National kiss your favorite person day 

You kiss your favorite person in the world day
Let’s join national kiss your favorite person day

Pipstar's favorite game 

Weapons Drawn. He loves this game so much he plays it at the beginning of stream, He's really good at this game and wants to play it multiple times. Even though he kept winning he still wants to play, forcing us to play this game which he will always win, he kept winning its killing the streams joy and others are leaving... If we refuse to play he will get sad and end stream. After that the stream just became boring and no one wants to join... ಠ_ʖಠ

Everyones Favorite Activity in Bed

You honestly shouldn't have to think about this one.
Oscar: Dude, where'd Mark go, this party is sick!
Jim: Hes just spending some time doing everyones favorite activity in bed!
Oscar: Wha...OOH!!

fan favorite 

poker, to win over the hearts of eight or more dudes at the table.
q: who's your favorite fan favorite?
a: probably noam. even though he's ranked second in the world. wait, i mean farley. yeah, i mean farley.
fan favorite by Mike Matzke April 5, 2005