hottcarl's definitions

plowing my favorite playground

The act in which, by natural childbirth, the newborn infant destroys the anatomy of the female vagina; rendering it looser and less fun than it was prior to parturiency.

Hey man, did you hear Breanne is pregnant?

Yeah, it's a bummer. That bastard baby is going to be plowing my favorite playground soon!

by hottcarl November 29, 2013

Indian Underwear

The substitution of of basketball shorts for traditional underwear because of lazyness or constant intoxication.

Stephen Hammersthebuffalo has been wearing the same pair of indian underwear all summer.

by HottCarl November 20, 2010