edmonton oilers

The best hockey team EVER. They kicked ass in the 2006 playoffs, and would have won the cup if the jackass on carolina didn't hurt rolli the goalie.

The edmonton oilers are loved by alllll!

by Miss.Sexxi. July 4, 2006

Edmonton

Trust me, this is THE WORST city in North America. The people really think it's good, but 99% of them haven't gone further than Red Deer. Sweat Pants and a jean jacket pass as fashion here. Everyone drives like a shithead, and if you change lanes without signalling, they literally will come to your window to tell you off at the next light. I'm serious! If this was any other city, there'd be gun clapping to keep things in line. And what's with all the moustaches and mullets? OMG it's terrible. This city is the worst. There are no good places to go. It's so depressing. All it has is a freaking brown river and a shitty ass mall. The mall has a zellers...how good could it be??? I can't say anything good. The boom has made people lazy. I picked the wrong city to move to in Alberta. Calgary is way better. At least you can go for a nice dinner. I'm going back east as soon as I can. It sucks here.

I think I said enough, but I'll say it again. Edmonton is as bad a city as it gets. The residents need to learn that mullets suck, moustaches from 1984 are shit, and jean jackets from 1987 are terrible

by smoothc March 7, 2009

Emon

Boy magnet. Nubian princess. Gorgeous redbone. Also known as "Lemon". Blunt but yet caring.

Babygirl's so fine, her name has to be Emon.

by Lalalalaugh July 17, 2011

Edmonton

Edmonton is the capital of Alberta in Canada. It is now the murder capital of Canada, and also has the highest crime rate in Canada. And i live here, what a fuckin waste of land it is! About a million people, more with all of its boroughs like St. Albert and Sherwood Park. Nice skyline. The nice areas are few, but they are mostly around the Riverbend district in the now joined former city of Strathcona and on the far western edge the now joined former city of Jasper Place... But there's too much bad shit... in other places... the ghetto is the entire lower northeast, stretching across the subway / above ground train line to areas like Belvedere and Highlands and Abbotsfield and Boyle/McCauley. Theres so much fucking gangs its crazy, the main ones that are bad and fighting each other right now are the mostly black Bloods and the mostly native Alberta Warriors. Theres like a fucking shooting a day here. it sux, yes it does... do something about it...

"Edmonton" should be better known as "the wasteland of Canada"

by rainzfyah August 24, 2005

Edmontonian

A citizen of Edmonton. Not very intelligent or attractive. They're not liked too much.

"Yeah, I heard that girl wouldn't go out with him."
"He's an Edmontonian, no one would go out with him"

by TheAbdBoy December 9, 2008

Esmanee

A great person who loves cats, perhaps she is one. She adores cats so much, she'd like to have an orange one atop a purple cow. Many people love her because she is an amazing person. Very nice, very polite, and really funny.

Esmanee is the best!

by Karola01 June 22, 2011

Emoni

Emoni is a beautiful, Fun, and loving friend She will always have your back no matter what. She is obviously besties with a COCO! Everyone loves Emoni for her fun and crazy attitude!

Emoni is so fun and crazy.
Emoni has a bestie definitely named Coco

by urfavchanel November 25, 2021